Elves do exist

This from Japan. Believe your eyes.

And someone explain to me why the plural of elf is elves and not elfs? I'm drowning here.

I hate this fucking language.

Not true. I love this fucking language, but am always getting pissed off about its bashing you over the head with "rules". I was raised on fonics and elfs make perfect sense to me.

OK, maybe home education isn't perfekt. Mommy tried.