Elves do exist

This from Japan. Believe your eyes.

And someone explain to me why the plural of elf is elves and not elfs? I'm drowning here.

I hate this fucking language.

Not true. I love this fucking language, but am always getting pissed off about its bashing you over the head with "rules". I was raised on fonics and elfs make perfect sense to me.

OK, maybe home education isn't perfekt. Mommy tried.

For your consideration

I'm only doing this because I love the name of the site: Strange Women Lying in Ponds.

WARNING: She's a righty, a real righty, but I still love the name of the site.

Didn't my masthead say something about ECLECTIC?

Number one

File under: Eclectic

It seems SPIIDERWEB™ is the first return for a Google™ search on "The Alchemist Tarot".

Kewl if not bizarre.

In an effort to be eclectic and help my readers

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