Cat blogging

Quick. I mean really fucking quick. So quick you'll think you're at another site.

I mean quick like a Las Vegas BJ.

No I have no cat and in all likelihood won't ever.

Dogs? Jesus H Christ stepping through poop. I have so many fucking dogs here its like a fucking kennel. Minimum is two. Maximum about six.

Why do dogs and children love me? An eternal mystery.

Fuck! I did it again. This was supposed to be a quickie.