Cat blogging

Marmosets. Really small marmosets.

Cat blogging

Probably time for a periodic reminder.

I have no cat. If I did, I'd use it to wash the car and not take photos of it.

Cat blogging

Do I have to keep reminding y'all I have no cat? I did have, but I ate them. They tasted like chicken.

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Cute young ass

Your mind needs overdue cleaning if you expected something else.

Consider this cat blogging too.

I wonder if cuteoverload.com caught this one.

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Jaguar is not just a car

Does this qualify as cat blogging? I think so.

I avoided posting this pic for some reason but love jaguars and really love this kitten.

Yes, it is a jaguar kitten and it's very rare.

BTW, the car is pronounced JAG U ARE and not JAG WAR. Just another simple lesson from SPIIDERWEB™. And while we're on the subject of cars. It is PORCHA, not PORSH. Its a guy's name for Christ sake. Would someone like to be called SM EYE TH if named Smith?

Back to my borough.

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Cat blogging

Yeah, I'm breaking from tradition by cat blogging now. And I'm actually featuring a cat!

I'm not too sure letting the kitty drive is such a good idea, however. For one thing, it doesn't look old enough to have a license. And reaching the pedals might pose a problem.

I have no idea where tiki god finds this shit, but I love it.

Via myconfinedspace.

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Too fucking cute!

At least it isn't a cat. CAT!

Cat blogging

Much better than a fucking cat IMHO.

Cat blogging

It sort of looks like a cat

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Quick. I mean really fucking quick. So quick you'll think you're at another site.

I mean quick like a Las Vegas BJ.

No I have no cat and in all likelihood won't ever.

Dogs? Jesus H Christ stepping through poop. I have so many fucking dogs here its like a fucking kennel. Minimum is two. Maximum about six.

Why do dogs and children love me? An eternal mystery.

Fuck! I did it again. This was supposed to be a quickie.

Ya hate your cat?

Then ya gotta go to Neatorama. You can embarrass the shit out of it.

Via Neatorama.

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Yeah, I know I'm late. Its that fucking life thingie.

Via pizdaus.

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Cat blogging

OK, this time its a fucking cat, but don't expect it.

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Coral snake

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A bonus cat blogging post.

Man and mother nature are threatening at least six distinct species of African giraffe, which are highly endangered and could face extinction if not protected, a study warned Saturday.

Will all wildlife die before humans? What's the line in Las Vegas on that one?

Side note: Lions and other beasts often look scruffy, but giraffes always look perfect, docile, beautiful. Well, except for the fucking purple tongues. Ewww.

Via Yahoo! News.

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Cat blogging

I came damn close to doing this.

Via Jonco.


Hide and seek
And technically this also qualifies as cat blogging.

Via Jonco.


No comment. Nope. None at all. Meat scented and lubricated? Hahaha

Via Jonco.

Cat blogging

Yeah, I could have gone with Liz Taylor.


Or even closer to cat blogging...Maggie.



But one of my objectives here is to make you mentally agile.

Have I mentioned before my head is full of unbelievably useless trivia? Thought so.

You have no clue

You have no idea how often, when reading posts and posting, I laugh until my stomach hurts.

And I even snuck in a little cat blogging. I'm just so fucking nefarious.

We all need hobbies.