Just Shoot Me Now

Sometimes I worry about our future. No, not Indian nukes or dirty bombs coming thru our ports, but our young 'uns scare me.

From Overheard in New York.

Teen girl #1: Okay. Maybe I'm, like, retarded for not knowing this,
but...did you guys know that other countries have national anthems, too?
Teen girl #2: Duh! It's the same song, in different languages!