Huge 'Ocean' Discovered Inside Earth

I've posted before (and here) about how water will become the new oil when water becomes scarce. Guess who has a lot of it?

Scientists scanning the deep interior of Earth have found evidence of a vast water reservoir beneath eastern Asia that is at least the volume of the Arctic Ocean.

The discovery marks the first time such a large body of water has found in the planet’s deep mantle.

Of course, I'm assuming it's not salt water although it could be.

If fresh water, I guess we know who the US will be attacking.

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Thank you, Bush, you fucking idiot

This might appear at first to be bad news, but...

India will soon test fire a new missile capable of carrying nuclear warheads across much of Asia and the Middle East, a top defence scientist claimed today.

In a bold marketing move, McDonald's® has announced they will start including in each Happy Meal® an ICBM and a nuclear warhead.

Of course, because they're a responsible company, each meal will include the warning such devices should never ever be used against others unless it is really really necessary.

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