Stuffed Potato

Do you know what your kid is hiding?

Its a joke, folks.

In what Australian customs officials called a "novel attempt" to import Ecstasy, an unknown drug trafficker hid a stash of the party drug inside Mr. Potato Head. The pills were intercepted at the Sydney International Mail Centre when agents selected a parcel from Ireland for examination. According to a press release, "upon opening the parcel, Customs officers were greeted with the smiling face of Mr Potato Head."

I would have chosen a Barney doll because no one wants anything to do with him. Or is that just me.

Via Smoking Gun.