New math?

Does this make sense? How can I have two visitors today and three in the last hour?

Hey, I'm no dummy at maths, but this just doesn't calculate. Are you listening Sitemeter?

And while I have your attention, would you please tell all your friends to visit so I can hit 18,000 visitors in the next couple days?

Jesus H Christ on TV, but I'm a hit whore. Not to mention a low alphabet blogger.