Perfect English

Hey, if you're trying to learn anything about English, move on.

I use profanity when there are better ways to say things. I love dangling participles. Mixed metaphors are great. Split infinitives? No problem. Ending sentences with prepositions is my forté. I use colloquialisms and idioms very often. Often I place adverbs where they don't belong.

Hell, often my sentence structure is fucked.

I be using words inappropriate for serious writing.

I will admit I'm usually good at subject and predicate agreement and verb tenses. Beyond that its a toss up.

You have been warned.